’Tis the season to spark up and spread good cheer. The Dankest Time of the Year is your go-to cannabis Christmas card for stoners who love a festive pun and a fat one by the fire.
Bold, cheeky, and blank inside for your own message, this A5 card includes a built-in joint tube holder (contents not included) to keep things merry and bright.
✨ Product Features:
🎁 Perfect For: Pun-loving stoners, novelty cannabis Christmas gifts, stocking fillers, or adding some high spirits to the holidays.
💕 Why You’ll Love It: It’s classic Christmas with a herbal twist. Gift it to the friend who’s always rolling through the season with style. Order now and keep it dank.
FREE SHIPPING ON ALL UK ORDERS
We’re currently restocking our stash, but don’t panic, babe. All UK orders come with free shipping, no code needed.
Just a little heads up: we’re a small-batch, high-vibe operation, so please allow 3–5 days for processing while we roll up your orders with love.
Every purchase helps us restock quicker and keep the blaze alive. Thanks for fuelling the fire. ♻️💌
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Every detail hits different
We create greeting cards with purpose, personality, and a puff of cheek. From the artwork to the stash tube, every choice is made with thought and intention.
Crafted in the UK, no corners cut
Each card is printed on premium stock, hand-assembled with love, and packaged using eco-conscious materials. We don’t cut corners, just trim them cute.
Real ones, building better gifts
We’re a small, creative team blazing a new trail in cannabis gifting. Our cards speak your language, bold and funny and made to be shared.
No. While the card includes a reusable joint tube, it does not come with any cannabis or related substances. You’re welcome to personalise it how you like, but we don’t supply or sell any cannabis products.
We strongly do not recommend posting this card with cannabis or any related products inside. Sending controlled substances through the mail is illegal and can get you into serious trouble. We suggest gifting it in person or keeping the tube empty when posting.
Yes! The plastic pre-roll tube is clean, reusable, and comes with a secure pop cap. It’s perfect for storing your own pre-rolls or using as a stash tube for herbs, notes, or keepsakes.
Absolutely. All cards are printed on recyclable matte cardstock and come with a kraft envelope, packaged in a compostable sleeve. We’re a low-waste, high-vibes brand 🌍
Yes! We have curated 3-card bundles, seasonal drops, and limited-edition sets. Keep an eye on our shop and socials for updates.
All designs are designed, printed, and created in-house and assembled with love in the UK. You’re supporting a creative, POC-led, cannabis-positive small business.
