Say goodbye to bad relationships and hello to high vibes with No More Dick, Just Dank. This unapologetically bold card features a pink, joint-smoking cannabis leaf crowned with the banner “Miss Independent,” surrounded by clouds and cheeky hand gestures.
With a built-in pre-roll holder (contents not included), it’s the perfect breakup recovery gift for the stoner queen in your life.
✨ Product Features:
🎁 Perfect For: Cannabis friendship cards, post-breakup gifts, empowerment celebrations, and treating your fiercest friends.
💕 Why You’ll Love It: It’s the ultimate “I’m better off” flex – perfect for pairing with good weed and even better friends.
FREE SHIPPING ON ALL UK ORDERS
We’re currently restocking our stash, but don’t panic, babe. All UK orders come with free shipping, no code needed.
Just a little heads up: we’re a small-batch, high-vibe operation, so please allow 3–5 days for processing while we roll up your orders with love.
Every purchase helps us restock quicker and keep the blaze alive. Thanks for fuelling the fire. ♻️💌
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Every detail hits different
We create greeting cards with purpose, personality, and a puff of cheek. From the artwork to the stash tube, every choice is made with thought and intention.
Crafted in the UK, no corners cut
Each card is printed on premium stock, hand-assembled with love, and packaged using eco-conscious materials. We don’t cut corners, just trim them cute.
Real ones, building better gifts
We’re a small, creative team blazing a new trail in cannabis gifting. Our cards speak your language, bold and funny and made to be shared.
No. While the card includes a reusable joint tube, it does not come with any cannabis or related substances. You’re welcome to personalise it how you like, but we don’t supply or sell any cannabis products.
We strongly do not recommend posting this card with cannabis or any related products inside. Sending controlled substances through the mail is illegal and can get you into serious trouble. We suggest gifting it in person or keeping the tube empty when posting.
Yes! The plastic pre-roll tube is clean, reusable, and comes with a secure pop cap. It’s perfect for storing your own pre-rolls or using as a stash tube for herbs, notes, or keepsakes.
Absolutely. All cards are printed on recyclable matte cardstock and come with a kraft envelope, packaged in a compostable sleeve. We’re a low-waste, high-vibes brand 🌍
Yes! We have curated 3-card bundles, seasonal drops, and limited-edition sets. Keep an eye on our shop and socials for updates.
All designs are designed, printed, and created in-house and assembled with love in the UK. You’re supporting a creative, POC-led, cannabis-positive small business.
