All they want for Christmas? A fat one. This festive Santa is coming in high and jolly with a cheeky wink and a perfectly rolled prezzie. All I Want for Christmas Is a Fat One is the ultimate stoner holiday card – complete with a built-in joint tube holder (contents not included). A5 in size and blank inside for your own message.
✨ Product Features:
🎁 Perfect For: Funny weed-themed Christmas cards, cannabis Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers for stoners, and high holiday greetings for friends.
💕 Why You’ll Love It: It’s festive, funny, and fully baked with Christmas cheer. Gift it to your favourite bud and spark some serious joy. Order now and roll into the holidays proper.
FREE SHIPPING ON ALL UK ORDERS
We’re currently restocking our stash, but don’t panic, babe. All UK orders come with free shipping, no code needed.
Just a little heads up: we’re a small-batch, high-vibe operation, so please allow 3–5 days for processing while we roll up your orders with love.
Every purchase helps us restock quicker and keep the blaze alive. Thanks for fuelling the fire. ♻️💌
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Every detail hits different
We create greeting cards with purpose, personality, and a puff of cheek. From the artwork to the stash tube, every choice is made with thought and intention.
Crafted in the UK, no corners cut
Each card is printed on premium stock, hand-assembled with love, and packaged using eco-conscious materials. We don’t cut corners, just trim them cute.
Real ones, building better gifts
We’re a small, creative team blazing a new trail in cannabis gifting. Our cards speak your language, bold and funny and made to be shared.
No. While the card includes a reusable joint tube, it does not come with any cannabis or related substances. You’re welcome to personalise it how you like, but we don’t supply or sell any cannabis products.
We strongly do not recommend posting this card with cannabis or any related products inside. Sending controlled substances through the mail is illegal and can get you into serious trouble. We suggest gifting it in person or keeping the tube empty when posting.
Yes! The plastic pre-roll tube is clean, reusable, and comes with a secure pop cap. It’s perfect for storing your own pre-rolls or using as a stash tube for herbs, notes, or keepsakes.
Absolutely. All cards are printed on recyclable matte cardstock and come with a kraft envelope, packaged in a compostable sleeve. We’re a low-waste, high-vibes brand 🌍
Yes! We have curated 3-card bundles, seasonal drops, and limited-edition sets. Keep an eye on our shop and socials for updates.
All designs are designed, printed, and created in-house and assembled with love in the UK. You’re supporting a creative, POC-led, cannabis-positive small business.
