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"Congrats on Ditching the Human Red Flag"

"Congrats on Ditching the Human Red Flag" – Playful Cannabis Breakup Card w/ Joint Holder

£4.20
Taxes included.

Toast to their upgrade with Congrats on Ditching the Human Red Flag. This playful card shows a beaming beauty holding a joint in one hand and waving a bright red flag in the other, surrounded by glittery golden nugs.

Complete with a built-in pre-roll holder (contents not included), it’s the perfect cheeky companion for celebrating life without the chaos.

Product Features:

  • A5 greeting card with pre-roll holder that fits a standard joint tube (contents not included)
  • Printed on premium 300 gsm matte card stock for bold, lasting colour
  • Eco-friendly, sustainably sourced materials
  • Includes matching envelope
  • Blank inside for your own heartfelt, sassy, or hilarious note

🎁 Perfect For: Weed breakup cards, stoner bestie gifts, fresh starts, and post-drama glow-ups.

💕 Why You’ll Love It: It’s the perfect “goodbye mess, hello bliss” card for your favourite cannabis queen.

FREE SHIPPING ON ALL UK ORDERS

🔥 Free UK Shipping? Blazin’ Yes.

We’re currently restocking our stash, but don’t panic, babe. All UK orders come with free shipping, no code needed.

Just a little heads up: we’re a small-batch, high-vibe operation, so please allow 3–5 days for processing while we roll up your orders with love.

Every purchase helps us restock quicker and keep the blaze alive. Thanks for fuelling the fire. ♻️💌

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HIGH-INTENTIONED CREATION

Every detail hits different

We create greeting cards with purpose, personality, and a puff of cheek. From the artwork to the stash tube, every choice is made with thought and intention.

HANDMADE & HIGH-VIBE

Crafted in the UK, no corners cut

Each card is printed on premium stock, hand-assembled with love, and packaged using eco-conscious materials. We don’t cut corners, just trim them cute.

BUILT BY THE BLUNTLY BRILLIANT

Real ones, building better gifts

We’re a small, creative team blazing a new trail in cannabis gifting. Our cards speak your language, bold and funny and made to be shared.

Frequently asked questions

Does the card come with cannabis?

No. While the card includes a reusable joint tube, it does not come with any cannabis or related substances. You’re welcome to personalise it how you like, but we don’t supply or sell any cannabis products.

Can I post this card in the mail?

We strongly do not recommend posting this card with cannabis or any related products inside. Sending controlled substances through the mail is illegal and can get you into serious trouble. We suggest gifting it in person or keeping the tube empty when posting.

Is the joint tube reusable?

Yes! The plastic pre-roll tube is clean, reusable, and comes with a secure pop cap. It’s perfect for storing your own pre-rolls or using as a stash tube for herbs, notes, or keepsakes.

Are the cards eco-friendly?

Absolutely. All cards are printed on recyclable matte cardstock and come with a kraft envelope, packaged in a compostable sleeve. We’re a low-waste, high-vibes brand 🌍

Do you offer bundles or gift sets?

Yes! We have curated 3-card bundles, seasonal drops, and limited-edition sets. Keep an eye on our shop and socials for updates.

Where are your cards made?

All designs are designed, printed, and created in-house and assembled with love in the UK. You’re supporting a creative, POC-led, cannabis-positive small business.

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